Dear blog,

I’m sorry I’ve been neglecting you lately. I actually have something kind of important to tell you: I’ve been seeing someone else.

Now, don’t freak out. It’s over. It was a one-time thing. I can’t help it if my professors want me to write about John Searle and philosophy of language. And that one time, the time I wrote about Mt. Athos and Byzantine Art, it was nothing, I swear. I’m done writing for other people now, and it’s gonna be all about you again. Soon, I’ll get back to like it was before spring break. I’ll tell you all about Italy and France, the Netherlands, Belgium and Germany, I promise. No more not writing for days at a time, not even looking at you, I swear. Please forgive me. It’ll never happen again.

Love,

Ashlee